ashockingbitch: (Jenny is emo)
ashockingbitch ([personal profile] ashockingbitch) wrote2008-04-28 12:55 pm
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Room 401, Monday Morning

Jenny was sound asleep, drooling blissfully onto her pillow, when...

"MUMMY!"

Well, that had been nice while it lasted. "No, go away!" Like that would work.
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[identity profile] weetinysparks.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
"Mummy Mummy Alex won't let me use her computer!"

[identity profile] weetinysparks.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"She's gonna break it!" Alex protested.

[identity profile] weetinysparks.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 05:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"But I wanna plaaaaaaaay with it," was Cissney's reasoning. "I won't break it! Much."

[identity profile] weetinysparks.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
"You will so, and MY mummy said if I break this one I can't have a new one until Uncle Mindy grows a sense of humor!"
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[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-04-28 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Jenny snickered into her pillow and muttered, "Uncle Mindy." That was almost good enough to get her up. Midnighter was never going to hear the end of it.

Just as soon as she got out of bed.

[identity profile] weetinysparks.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
"MUMMY!" Cissney shrieked again. "I wanna play with the laptop NOW!"
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[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-04-28 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Jenny finally managed to pry her face out of the pillow. "Sometimes we don't get what we want!"

[identity profile] weetinysparks.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 06:10 pm (UTC)(link)
Both of her daughters stared at her like she was crazy.
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[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-04-28 06:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right, why would you two blighters understand that concept?" Jenny sighed. "And I'm not your mummy!"

[identity profile] weetinysparks.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 06:16 pm (UTC)(link)
"Are so!" the girls chorused, momentarily in agreement. Ah, sibling unity.
ashockingbitch: (Jenny possibly stoned)

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-04-28 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Jenny groaned. "So never having sex with a man again."

[identity profile] weetinysparks.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 06:18 pm (UTC)(link)
"That's what you say every time," Alex said with a roll of her eyes.
ashockingbitch: (Jenny possibly stoned)

[personal profile] ashockingbitch 2008-04-28 06:20 pm (UTC)(link)
"Right," Jenny groaned, "I'm up. Cissney, you can't play with your sister's laptop. Because I said so. Now just let Mummy have a smoke, and then we'll go have ice cream! And then," she added, the glint of evil in her eye, "we'll go find your daddies."

[identity profile] weetinysparks.livejournal.com 2008-04-28 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
As soon as the cigarettes made an appearance, two tiny voices chorused, "Can I have one?"

They'd better hope they'd inherited their mother's iron constitution, or they were going to have lung cancer before they were twenty.
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