Room 401, Monday Morning

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Jenny was sound asleep, drooling blissfully onto her pillow, when...

"MUMMY!"

Well, that had been nice while it lasted. "No, go away!" Like that would work.

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Jenny groaned. "So never having sex with a man again."

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"That's what you say every time," Alex said with a roll of her eyes.

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"Right," Jenny groaned, "I'm up. Cissney, you can't play with your sister's laptop. Because I said so. Now just let Mummy have a smoke, and then we'll go have ice cream! And then," she added, the glint of evil in her eye, "we'll go find your daddies."

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As soon as the cigarettes made an appearance, two tiny voices chorused, "Can I have one?"

They'd better hope they'd inherited their mother's iron constitution, or they were going to have lung cancer before they were twenty.